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Please note: I do not get paid for mentioning any specific places in my posts and I do not pay for guest posts.
DO contact me with:
- Nicely worded constructive criticism
- Requests for my freelance writing services
- Reports of unicorn sightings (with pictoral proof, of course)
- Pie or bbq recipes
DO NOT contact me with:
- Press releases and requests to cover your PR/marketing topic du jour
- Unconstructive criticism and rants, including inappropriate or hateful messages
- Spam (Both email and food versions. Yuck.)
- False unicorn sightings
- Tofu recipes